🚀💥 BREAKING: NASA Just Hit Us With the *NEW* 5 O'Clock Rules for Private Space Devs! ✈️🛰️ Okay, folks, grab your snacks and strap in, because NASA just decided to throw the whole space game on its head like a toddler at a birthday party 🎉🤡! Due to some cringe-level budget cuts (thanks, inflation 🥴), they’ve dropped the ultimate tweet thread on how your *average Joe* can snag a ticket to build a private space station! 💰💪 You remember the ISS? Yeah, that ol' friend we all loved to watch astronauts float around on TikTok? 😂 Well, NASA is saying “that's so last year” and is handing out contracts like free samples at Costco! 🛒🍕 *Leaked Quote from NASA Spokesperson:* "We’re basically saying 'Yo, if you can throw a rocket together using e-waste and duct tape, you might just be in!' 🤖💥 Legit, if your coding skills are on point but your budget is not, this is *the* opportunity to launch your dreams! #StonksUp 🚀💸 🚨Hot Take Alert: Next thing you know, Elon Musk is gonna open SpaceX University, teaching you how to build your own spacecraft in just 10 easy installments... in Bitcoin. 🌌💀 Get ready for space-themed TikToks, meme rockets, and the *ultimate* moon parties, baby! 🌙🔥 Share this before Elon builds a rocket made of memes! ✌️