🚀✨🌌 BREAKING: NASA and Boeing’s cosmic soap opera continues! 🚀✨🌌 So listen up, fam: the ISS is like that friend who refuses to leave the party even though it’s 3 AM, and NASA’s over here still crushing on Starliner like it’s the hottest ticket to Mars 💔. 💀 Imagine this: Steve Stich, head honcho of NASA's space drama, *literally* threw a press conference and said, “We’re actually still into Starliner, fr fr.” Sounds like a bad relationship where they keep saying, “it’s fine” while the ISS burns in the background 🔥🔥. But instead of breaking up, they’re just throwing money at it like it’s stonks 📈💰. Rumor has it, Steve whispered to a colleague, "If we keep changing stuff, maybe it’ll work... right?” 🤡 And let’s not even get started on Aerojet Rocketdyne. They’re over here like, “Just let us throw some duct tape and pray.” 🙏😂 Word on the street is, if Starliner doesn’t get it together, we’re gonna see Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos fighting over who can launch the ISS to a new TikTok dance challenge first 👀. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2030, the ISS will be a VR space lounge, and Starliner will be the punchline of every tech roast. ✨💅