🚀👩‍🚀 BREAKING NEWS: NASA is sending astronauts to the moon in 2026! That’s right, folks, it's time to dust off those moon boots because we're going back to where no one totally cares that we haven’t been for 50 years! 😱✨🤡 So here's the tea ☕: NASA's Artemis II mission is gonna take us on a grand circle jerk around the Moon. Like, what even is a lunar orbit? This ain’t your grandma’s Reddit comment section, we're talking about the APOLO-what-now vibes! It’s been a while, but don’t get too hyped just yet—NASA might as well call this mission “Back to the Future: Lunar Edition”! 😅💀 In a leaked convo, one NASA developer was quoted saying, "We can't afford to be cringe, so our moon plans are literally out of this world. No stonks here, just orbiting memes." 🚀💰 Meanwhile, the absolute galaxy-brain folks at NASA are probably like, “This is fine,” as they launch us back into the sky like it’s 1969. 🔥 So here’s the hot take, fam: by 2026, not only will we be flying to the moon, but we’ll probably have a brunch café up there serving overpriced avocado toast. Don’t cope, it’s coming, fr fr. 🌝👽✨ SHARE IF YOU'RE READY TO EAT SPACE TOAST!