🚨🤖 BREAKING: NASA about to get blasted into the stratosphere because they might lose 4,000 employees?! 💥💀 Say what?! 3,000 souls out here hitting the "I Quit" button like it's a TikTok challenge. #NASAResignationChallenge 😂🥴 So apparently, this whole mess was triggered by some buzzy deferred resignation program started by someone who probably chugged too much space milk while watching DOGE to the moon 🚀. Elon, if you're listening: Can we not treat NASA like it's a second-tier gig like a fast-food joint? 🍔💸 And let’s be real, the budget cuts about to smack the agency harder than a bad meme 🤡. It’s like they’re stuck in a “this is fine” dog meme while rockets explode around them 😂🔥. I can just imagine their internal chat room: 👨‍🚀 Developer 1: "Should we just apply for a job at Mars Corp? They’re hiring, and their ‘work from home’ policy is literally... OUT OF THIS WORLD 🚀" 👩‍🚀 Developer 2: "Nah fam, I'm just gonna go join a crypto cult. Stonks over stratosphere, ya feel? 💰💀" 🔮 Hot Take: I predict NASA is secretly recruiting astronauts for a Mars mission via TikTok dances. If you can floss better than Elon, you're IN! 💃💼 Let's goooo! #SpaceTok #AstronautSquad 💥👽 So, what’s next? Sending meme lords to Mars? Count me in! 😂