🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS: NASA's CRYING OVER A SHRINKING EXOPLANET! 💔💫 So, like, buckle up, fam, ‘cause NASA just dropped a bombshell that sounds like a plot twist in a sci-fi movie AND a meme at the same time. ☄️💥 Turns out there's a young exoplanet (we’re calling it "Little Luna" for vibes) getting absolutely THRASHED by its star 🪐⚡️—like, I’m talking more drama than a TikTok influencer breakup. NASA’s scientists are like 🤯 “WTF did we do to deserve this?” as they watch the planet literally shrink from Jupiter-sized to, like, a sad blueberry. 🫐😭 How much radiation is that star throwing, you ask? Enough to make your smartphone battery weep like a child who's just dropped their ice cream. 😭🍦 Quotes from the NASA devs are already leaking out: “Honestly, we were just trying to find a good Tinder date for this planet. Now it’s ghosting us… 💀” Meanwhile, the stonks for astronomers just went up as they’re now milking this cosmic drama for research grants. “This is fine” dog is shaking in disbelief. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In ten years, Elon’s going to terraform that exoplanet with neuralink technology just so he can charge rent for space Airbnb's. Get ready to pay for your cosmic vacation, Earthlings! 💸🪐💀