🚀💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM MARS: THE CURIOUS CASE OF A 13-YEAR-OLD ROVER THAT JUST WON'T QUIT!* 🤖🔥 🎉 Y'all, the Curiosity rover has officially entered its teenage years! That's right, this lil’ guy landed on Mars 13 years ago, and instead of ghosting like an ex, it's still out there grinding like it’s on a never-ending quest for stonks! 📈💰 NASA's like, "Dude, this mission was supposed to be a snack break, but here we are getting FIVE-COURSE MEALS!" 🍔🥗🍰 Meanwhile, Curiosity is out here collecting data about whether Mars was ever home to life… or just a bunch of lonely rocks (prolly the latter, tbh). 💀 Here’s the tea 🍵: NASA’s secret sauce is a fancy power system called *MMRTG*, which is basically just a nuclear-powered generator that runs off decaying plutonium pellets. So basically, Curiosity is powered by the radioactive equivalent of that leftover pizza sitting in the fridge for weeks. 🤡💀 🛠 "We just keep updating software like a drunk driver trying to parallel park," said a “leaked” NASA developer (probably). "We told Curiosity it’s *fine* to keep running, and now it’s like this is the *best* life!" 😂🔥 💀🌌 So here's the hot take: If Curiosity can survive 13 years without giving us alien selfies, then AI is definitely going to take over the universe by 2025. 🤯🤖💥 Share this if you think Curiosity should go ahead and start an Insta account. This is fine. 🐶🔥