🚀💔 HOLD THE SPACESHIP! 🚀💔 Breaking News: NASA is facing a *mass exodus* like it's the final season of a bad sitcom! 👀✨ With Makenzie Lystrup ghosting out of the Goddard Space Flight Center faster than you can say “Houston, we have a problem,” 🚀👩‍🚀💨 it's like JPL's director dropped the mic and bounced too! I swear NASA's about to become the *New Space Agency of America* aka NSA (Not So Awesome) 😂💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: *“We’re launching a new mission: ‘Operation Find a Job’ – 100% of our engineers have left the building!”* - Anonymous NASA dude probably texting in the break room. 💼🤡 And fr fr, I can hear it now: “Is this fine?” as they sip lukewarm coffee and contemplate how to *stonk* their way back to Earth. 🥴🔥 Drake pointing at the 🔥 new era of meme-driven space agencies 🪐👉"Get ready for NASA 2.0 where we do absolutely ZERO science." Here’s a spicy prediction: by 2025, we’ll have SpaceX delivering Uber Eats to Mars WHILE NASA is on TikTok doing the latest dance challenge. Buckle up, fam, the future is chaotic! 🤖💰 #SpaceIsThePlaceButNotThisSpace 🚀💥💩💰 Mars, here we come? Nah, they’re packing their bags instead! 🛫✨