🚨BREAKING: NASA Wants to Ditch Earth Science?! 😱💔💀 So, Sean “Reality TV Star” Duffy aka The Space Admin That Could (but probs won’t) just dropped a bombshell that makes “This Is Fine” look like a walk in the park! His mission? To make space GREAT AGAIN by SERVING UP ZERO Earth science! 🚀🌎💩 You heard that right—this dude thinks we should just yeet our planet's future out the window for the GLAMOUR of asteroid selfies ✨🌌! Meanwhile, he’s juggling 55,000 employees like he’s on *Dancing with the Stars* (but like, the cringe version) 💃🕺. Imagine the convo: 👽 Developer: “So, what’s the plan, boss?” 😎 Duffy: “Forget Earth! Let’s build space casinos! Stonks, right?” 👽 Developer: “Uh… sir, humans live here.” 😎 Duffy: “Cope and seethe, fam. We’re the Space Mafia now!” 💰🤑 #NASA: Now a reality show where the plot is that we’re all on a sinking ship while the captain is busy petting asteroids 🤡🌍. 🔥HOT TAKE TIME: Within a year, NASA will release a dating app for Martians and Earthlings called “Space Tinder” 😂🚀. Swipe left on your planet’s problems, swipe right on intergalactic romance! 🌌💘 Share this chaos if you're ready to roast some space dreams! 💥🔥