🚀💔 BREAKING: NASA’s about to have more turnover than a McDonald’s on a Friday night! 🍟🤡 Almost 3,000 space cowboys are packing their bags and moonwalking out of the agency, and they're taking their stonks with them! 📉👽 Enter Makenzie Lystrup, the latest NASA chief to launch herself into the void 🌌👩‍🚀. She’s ditching the Director seat of Goddard Space Flight Center because, I mean, who wants to deal with a 25% budget cut that’s hitting harder than your ex’s text during your glow-up? 💔👉🔫 "Honestly, I didn’t sign up to be Captain Budget Cuts!" -🦸‍♀️ *a totally real NASA developer* who definitely exists. No cap, it's like they’re making the Mars rover out of paper mache at this point. 😱🤖 Meanwhile, the meme machine goes into overdrive. Are we really living in a “This is fine” meme, or is it just me? ⚡🔥 Honestly, NASA staff are probably sitting around like Drake pointing at a “Let’s find out what’s in the vacuum of space” plan while the budget men are like, “Nah fam, more like find out how to do it for free.” 🤪 So buckle up, fam! 🚀 I predict one day they’ll just send robots into space because human morale is lower than a broken satellite. 🤖💰 #SpaceIsDead #RIPBudget!