💼🚀 WAKE UP, PEEPS! Stop scrolling and listen up! This ain't your grandma's investment fund! Meet *Velveteen Ventures* — the Native American-led superhero nobody asked for but absolutely NEEDS in the tech scene! 💥💵 *Betsy Fore* is here to drop $500K to $4M AS IF it’s a VIP package at Coachella! 🎤💸 And don't get it twisted—she's coming for 15-20 seed and Series A companies like a mom at a school science fair with that “Mommy’s got a Pinterest board” energy! 💚 Healthcare? Yup. Climate? You bet! Community? EVERYWHERE. 🏞️ Listen, it's like the Avengers, but for startups! It's giving “this is a bizarre yet necessary crossover,” and I’m HERE FOR IT! 😤🔥 Imagine the pitch meetings: “Okay entrepreneurs, do you have anything that screams sustainability? If not, I’m gonna need you to ‘Drake pointing’ at this fabulous funding opportunity and – 💥👀 – GO BACK TO THE DRAFTING BOARD, hunty!" 😂 *Developer Quote Leak* 💬: “Betsy just walked in wearing a cape—I'm convinced she's the reason innovation is on the rise!” 💀 🔥 So grab your popcorn and watch the stonks go BRRR as we START A REVOLUTION, fam! 🌎💥💰 Hot take? Within a year, this fund will be the reason your bog-standard startup is now a billion-dollar unicorn! 🦄💯 #VelveteenVentures #MemeMasterPlan