"NA vibes only! π― Betsy Fore drops a chill Native American fund, 'Velveteen Ventures' FTW! ππ₯ #Based"
πΌπ WAKE UP, PEEPS! Stop scrolling and listen up! This ain't your grandma's investment fund! Meet *Velveteen Ventures* β the Native American-led superhero nobody asked for but absolutely NEEDS in the tech scene! π₯π΅ *Betsy Fore* is here to drop $500K to $4M AS IF itβs a VIP package at Coachella! π€πΈ And don't get it twistedβshe's coming for 15-20 seed and Series A companies like a mom at a school science fair with that βMommyβs got a Pinterest boardβ energy! π Healthcare? Yup. Climate? You bet! Community? EVERYWHERE. ποΈ Listen, it's like the Avengers, but for startups! It's giving βthis is a bizarre yet necessary crossover,β and Iβm HERE FOR IT! π€π₯ Imagine the pitch meetings: βOkay entrepreneurs, do you have anything that screams sustainability? If not, Iβm gonna need you to βDrake pointingβ at this fabulous funding opportunity and β π₯π β GO BACK TO THE DRAFTING BOARD, hunty!" π *Developer Quote Leak* π¬: βBetsy just walked in wearing a capeβI'm convinced she's the reason innovation is on the rise!β π π₯ So grab your popcorn and watch the stonks go BRRR as we START A REVOLUTION, fam! ππ₯π° Hot take? Within a year, this fund will be the reason your bog-standard startup is now a billion-dollar unicorn! π¦π― #VelveteenVentures #MemeMasterPlan