🚨💰 BREAKING: MythWorx just bagged $5M to create AI models that are, like, super woke and energy-efficient 🌍✨—basically the vegan kale chips of AI! 🥦🤖 (No cap, that sounds like a flex!) 👀💵 They’re like “Yo, let’s draw inspiration from the human brain” 🤯—but let’s be real, do we really want AI with feelings? Imagine your Roomba telling you it’s having an existential crisis during a dust bunny hunt! 🧠💔 In a totally *not* staged developer meeting, one "coder" was heard saying, “What if we give our AI a midlife crisis? 🤔 That’ll be fun!” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the funding was led by the ‘Eagle’ gang—cuz nothing says ‘we’re here to disrupt the future’ like a bunch of birds of prey. 🦅 And yo, the valuation clocked in at $100M? Stonks!! 📈 (Though, let’s be honest, my crypto portfolio is still crying in the corner...) Here’s the kicker: expect these low-power brainiac bots to be coming for your job soon—capisce? 💀🔥 Mark my words: in 5 years, you’ll be having therapy sessions with your fridge AI! *unpopular opinion* 🤡: “AI that can cry will be more relatable than my last relationship.” 🥴💔