🚨 BREAKING: Mycroft just dropped a cool $3.5M on AI security, and lo and behold, we’re all still using “password123” for everything. 🤡💀💸 Yes, you heard that right, a tech startup named *Mycroft* (no, not the Sherlock Holmes sidekick you dork) is here to introduce us to the era of "agentic AI". Meaning... we’ll finally have an AI that can *actually* stop you from sharing your Netflix password with your cousin. 🔥🤖 “We're basically the Avengers of compliance,” said a totally real developer at Mycroft when I asked about their magic tech. “Now your grandma's online bingo nights will be secure too... no cap.” 🤯💼💪 But for real, are we just going to ignore the fact that they made $3.5M to tell us that cyber threats are *bad*? Like, do we really need a fancy AI to tell us that? This is the same energy as the kid who invented a dogdoor for cats. 😬🐱🚪 So here's the hot take: In 2030, Mycroft might just end up as yet another cringe relic, like Google Glass but for criminals. Or maybe we’ll ALL be replaced by AI compliance officers, which is kinda based — I’m just saying, I’d rather NOT be in charge of my own compliance. 🤖✨ Hashtag *MycroftMemeMadness*: if we can make it this far, what are we waiting for? 🚀💰