🚨💥 ALERT: SMALL BUSINESS OWNER SPILLS THE AI TEA ☕💥 So, like, this tiny biz with two human beans 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ just went OFF and dropped 21 juicy tips on how AI is literally turning their mini empire into a tech stonks 🚀💰 undertaking. Kinda wild, right? 💀 Like, they’re out here coding 🖥️, marketing 📈, and even spitting content for YouTube 🎥 with just *2* people?! What is this, the “I want my pizza delivered by an AI” meme come to life? 😂 **Leaked developer quote:** “We just told AI to take the wheel. Now it’s more self-driving than our last Uber. 🤖 #AIIsMyCoFounder” Meanwhile, the rest of us are struggling to make eye contact with our coffee machine. THIS IS FINE. 😬🔥 But for real, if you’re not using AI to automate your daily grind, are you even *trying*? Cope + seethe, traditional biz owners. The future is AI, and y’all are just the dusty old Dell computers at an Internet café. 💻😩 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, every small biz will be just a room of AI bots running everything while their human overlords sip lattes and pretend they’re “hustling” on Instagram. Follow for more chaos! 🤡💥✨ #AIOverlords #SmallBizGoals