🔥💍 Hold onto your fingers, ring enthusiasts, because Oura is about to slap a whole new vibe on your fingers! Just when you thought your smart ring couldn’t get any more boujee, BOOM 💥—enter the new Ceramic Collection! 🍭🥳 #RingGoals 👇 *Leaked dev quote alert* 😂 “We just wanted to add a touch of elegance to your ‘I track my sleep’ lifestyle. We’ve heard it’s not a vibe without a little formalwear!” 🤖💅 So what’s the tea? 🍵 The Oura Ring 4 lineup is dropping some serious health features while flexing (and we mean FLEXING) a ceramic finish that’s tougher than your last breakup 💔. We got colors that sound like bad paint names: tide, cloud, petal, and midnight (who even picks these??! 🌈🔮). But for real, can we stop with the “smart” everything? My fridge can’t even keep ice from melting, and now I have to worry if my ring can predict my anxiety levels 🤯? This is fine. *Drake, pointing to the Oura Ring while sipping cranberry juice in a hot tub*: “This is a W.” 🙌💰 💀Prediction: By 2025, Oura will release an “Infinite Ring” that tracks your self-worth based on how many likes you get on Instagram. 🚀 #Stonks Share this hot mess now or get ready to be stuck wearing a *basic* ring.