🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The MOUSE WARS are heating up! 🔥🤖💥 In one corner, we have the Logitech MX Master 4 – the mouse that could power a spaceship with its haptic feedback. In the other, the Apple Magic Mouse – more magical than my love life, yet *still* failing at the “ergonomic” game! 🤡💀 So, is the MX Master 4 about to take a sledgehammer to the Magic Mouse’s reign? 🤔💪 Let’s compare: Logitech throws down the gauntlet with its hand-cradling design and tactile haptics 😍, while the Magic Mouse is more like “Swipe Left” in the dating app of mice. 😬💔 Some random Logitech developer probably spilled this tea: “We wanted the MX Master 4 to be so comfortable, you forget you’re a functioning adult with responsibilities!” 😂💼 Meanwhile, Apple’s response was probably something like, “Just use it with your Mac, and you’ll be so enchanted, you won’t care about carpal tunnel.” 🌈💖 Now, if you’re still holding onto that Magic Mouse like it’s a life raft in the tech ocean, just know: *the stonks are rising for Logitech.* 🚀💰 This is the tech equivalent of Drake pointing *at the MX Master*—and we all know what that means. 🧠💥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, your mice will be controlled by your brainwaves. Get ready to click your thoughts, fam! #NoCap