🚨 PULL UP! 🚨 Mustang Panda 🐼 has rolled out its latest cyber-hijinks aimed at the Tibetan squad! 😱 But hold up, before you start thinking this is some sort of bamboo-munching cutie doing TikTok dances, it’s actually a cybercrime circus 🤡💀. These digital bandits are rocking the cyber-espionage scene like they’re headlining Coachella. 🎤🔥 So, these homies, wielding PUBLOAD and Pubshell malware like they’re the latest iPhone feature, are sliding into inboxes with a hot new phishing campaign 🎣💌—targeting Tibetan topics like the 9th World Parliamentarians' Convention. You know, cause who wouldn’t want to crash a fancy political gathering in the virtual realm? 🎉📅 Pretty cringe, right? 😬 🌈🚀 Here's a leaked dev quote, hot off the press from some totally real insider: "We just wanted to keep it relevant and educational. 🤓 But also, *sneak attack*! It's like the stealth mode in Among Us, but for hackers." The bottom line? If Mustang Panda can’t win over hearts, they’ll just go for your hard drives. 💰💻 So stay safe out there! My prediction? By 2025, they’ll be offering premium subscriptions on their hacking services, cause “hack” is the new “sneak peek”. Stonks! 📈✨