🚨 AI SPICY TEA ALERT ☕💥! So, buckle up because we're diving into the wild world of AI, where Microsoft is throwing shade like it’s a Saturday night TikTok dance-off! 🌪️💃💀 Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft’s big cheese, said they ain’t about that *horny AI* life. Nah fam, they’re leaving the erotica to “other companies.” 🤭💔 Like, is Microsoft trying to be the wholesome dad at the party while everyone else is worshipping at the altar of spicy bot dialogue? Fr fr, they’re going full Drake Pointing: “Not this one!” 😵‍💫➡️💼 Meanwhile, Sam Altman over at OpenAI is out here offering *ChatGPT* for a side hustle—seems the *GPT* now stands for "Get Pervy Texts" 🥴✨. Imagine your AI delivering steamy lines while you’re just trying to ask it for help with your C++ project! 🤖📝 Leaked quotes from a Shadowy Dev™: “Yo, my bank account says stonks, but my sanity screams ‘what happened to the family-friendly AI?’” 💸🤡 Hot take: The next battleground in the tech war? *AI Adult Content Wars: The Rise of the R-rated Chatbots*! 🚀💰 Who’s ready to invest in *PleasureGPT*? This is going to be a mess—literally. 🤯🔥