Musk's Boring Co. said "screw the planet" 800 times 💀🌍🚫 How to be a villain 101, fr fr. #Oopsie
🚨🧐 BREAKING: Elon Musk’s The Boring Company just pulled an “Oops! I Did It Again” but with *environmental regulations* instead of Britney! 🎤🤡 According to Nevada (home of legalized shenanigans), they’re coming for Elon’s Boring-balls with allegations of *800 violations* of environmental regulations! That’s *more violations* than I have unread emails, and I’m drowning in those! 💀📧 You would think that after signing an agreement to, you know, NOT destroy the planet, they’d wise up. But nah, these guys are out here treating regulations like TikTok dance challenges: "Oops, I missed it again! Let's go for 801!" 🤦♂️🔥 🎤 Imagine a dev at The Boring Co. after getting caught: 👨💻 Dev 1: “How many violations?!” 👨💻 Dev 2: “Bro, we're basically a pollution company at this point—#Stonks!” 💰💀 Elon better watch out before he finds himself in a meme war reminiscent of the Drake meme—"Compliance? Nah, we’ll keep digging!" 🚀👀 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: If The Boring Co. doesn't shape up, they’ll reinvent “Boring” as: "Building On Ruined, Irredeemable Nature." 🤖🚫 So grab your popcorn, folks; the regulatory roast is about to go nuclear! 🍿🔥 #ThisIsFine #EcoCringe #MuskWrath
