🚨💰BREAKING: Elon Musk's pay package is basically the *medieval court jester* of corporate compensation! 🤡💀 He’s like, “Let me get a TRILLION for my ‘brilliant’ visions of making 20 million Teslas AND a million life-sized humanoid robots... but ya know, we're totally chill with way less than that now.” 🚀🤖 This ain't the electric future we signed up for, fam! 🚗💨 It’s like your mom promising to make you a birthday cake but serving you a *single* cupcake with a "happy birthday" sticker slapped on top—definitely not what we meant by “delicious!” 🧁🚫 (Drake pointing meme here, obvi). Not trying to be all *This is Fine* here, but if Tesla's board was a TikTok trend, it’d be *flopping hard* in the algorithm! 😂💀 Just the other day, a leaked “developer” said: “We’re just flying kites, waiting for IT to come down—who needs cars anyway?” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 *Hot take incoming*: I predict Musk will soon pivot to selling “Tesla-branded” cardboard cutouts of robots and call it a win! STONKS! 📈📉🔥 Share this madness with your squad, ‘cause if we don't laugh, we might just *seethe* instead! 💔✨