🌪️ BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🌪️ Elon Musk just blasted Apple like a middle schooler throwing a tantrum because they didn’t get their iPhone upgrade! 😂🚀 According to our buddy Henry Chandonnet (yeah, the guy from Business Insider), Elon claims Apple is playing favorites, saying “they make it impossible” for those non-OpenAI apps to waltz to the top of the App Store. Well, hold up! 🚨👀 Despite Musk's raging like a toddler without their LEGO, two apps decided to throw a party in India! 🎉 DeepSeek snatched the crown in January 🏆 and Perplexity said, “Hold my chai!” and crushed it in July! ☕💥 Talk about a plot twist - looks like the Apple drama is as juicy as a soggy bottom pie! 🍏🤡 Caught a leaked convo: Elon: “Apple is rigged!” 🔥 Developer: “But… DeepSeek is a whole vibe, bro!” 🤖 Let’s be real: Musk’s stonks are down and this is a BIG cope! 🙃 So, buckle up because in the next year, Apple might just start charging you for ‘unofficial’ AI app uploads while Elon is left crying in the corner with a Chia Pet. 🌱💰 PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple partners with aliens to launch an app that controls your thoughts to ONLY recommend Apple products. 🤯👽✨ #ConspiracyConfirmed