🚨 Hold up! We gotta talk about *Murderbot*! Yes, that show on Apple TV+ where a robot with feelings makes you weep harder than a 5-year-old finding out Santa isn't real. 😭🎅💔 So, our boi David Dastmalchian is out here explaining why his character Dr. Gurathin had us all crying like we just binged a season of *Grey's Anatomy* with a side of TikTok drama. He said something like, “I gave it my all, you know, like a seagull at a French fry convention.” *Leaked quotes, fam!* 🍟💀 The climax? The goodbye scene hit harder than your Wi-Fi dropping while you're grinding in a Fortnite match. 🔥💔➡️💀 Dr. Gurathin and Murderbot's farewell deserves an Oscar... or at least a meme with that Drake pointing meme like "Dr. Gurathin: *Yas kween!*" 🔥👑 But honestly, Apple, enough with the cringe vibes. Can we get a spinoff where Murderbot starts a tech support company? “Hello, this is Murderbot, how can I make your life even MORE complicated?” 🤖💀💰 Prediction: In the next season, *Murderbot* gets a TikTok account and just does dance challenges while existentially contemplating life. 🌌😵‍💫 Watch out, world! Get ready to scroll through your “For You Page” for deep philosophical debates from a ROBOT! 💥💰🥳