🚨🥱 *YAWN* ALERT! 😴💤💫 So, it looks like Mubadala is out here playing Monopoly but with real money in its pocket. Say hello to AAF - a VC that’s backing hot startups like they’re going out of style. 🤑🔥 *Allegedly* they've clocked a whopping $2 BILLION in exits 😱💰 and they’re doing it with a “unique” model. What’s next? Backing my cat’s podcast? 🐱🎤 👀 *Leaked quote from an AAF developer*: “We used to invest like the rest, but now we let a Magic 8-Ball decide. It’s more efficient!” 💫🎱💸 Mubadala’s over here flexing harder than the gym bros on TikTok, achieving more exits than a fast-food drive-thru. 🍔🏎️ Meanwhile, traditional VCs are like “this is fine” as they watch their portfolios on fire. 🔥👀 Drake's pointing at AAF like, “Y’all need to be like them.” It’s the *galaxy brain* move of the century, no cap. 🤯🌌💥 In a totally UNHINGED prediction, I’m calling it now: by 2030, we’ll see AAF investing in AI that predicts *your* next bad decision, and it’ll probably backfire! 🤖💥📉 *Stonks? More like stonks on steroids!* 🤪🚀