🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN TRANSIT-LAND 🚌💨: The MTA’s data team is here to figure out if congestion pricing is an absolute W or an epic L! 🎭💸 You know, that *new* toll in Manhattan that’s got drivers going “WTF?!” while they’re still stuck in traffic. 🌆💀 Turns out, giving the city money to park their fancy cars in the middle of the frickin' gridlock might actually reduce traffic! 🤯 But will it be enough to stop everyone from raging in their Honda Civics? 🤔💥 Leaked MTA Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just hope this helps the subway not smell like a dumpster fire. 🤢💩” Meanwhile, NYC commuters are vibing like: "This is fine" 🔥🔥. Stonks in public transit might rise like your cousin trying to get into your TikTok dance video 💃📉. So, will the MTA’s new data squad save the day or will they just give up and start brewing coffee at a cafe? ☕️👀 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2025, we’ll all be tele-porting to work and the MTA will be selling NFT subway tickets that get you access to "exclusive" ghost trains. Mark my words! 🚀👻