🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: MSNBC is about to unleash its inner identity crisis and become "My Source News Opinion World" (MS NOW) 🤡💀! Like fr fr, they’re ditching the peacock logo like it was last week's expired avocado 🥑🚫! In a plot twist that nobody asked for, Comcast is spinning off its cable business into some hilariously named new company called "Versant" — sounds like a Jedi Council made a business, tbh 😂. MSNBC prez Rebecca Kutler was overheard whispering to her coffee mug: "We need a new, separate identity." Listen fam, if you’re trying to be edgy, can you stop acting like you’re in a high school talent show? 📉😩 Hold up! CNBC is keeping its name but also ditching the peacock?! The drama unfolds like a Netflix original series but with less budget and even more chaos. 🔥 Oh and don’t worry, Kutler promised this won’t affect their coverage. So in other words: same old hot takes, just wrapped in a cringey new package. This is fine. 😅🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2030, MSNBC will drop all news and just stream retro video games while playing lo-fi beats to "study to" — #Stonks. I’m calling it NOW! 💰🚀