🚨 BREAKING: M&S fumbled the cyberattack like your grandma fumbles her iPhone 🤦‍♂️💀! According to the legend himself, M&S Chair Archie Norman, they called in the FBI and UK secret agents because apparently, DragonForce wasn't just spitting fire in our playlists... they were cooking up some *real* cyber chaos! 🎮🔥 “In my day, we just used a fire wall, now they call in the feds? What’s next? ARMY OF DARKNESS?!” - some random dev in a dark basement. 🥴👾 But for real, fam, M&S had to pull out the big guns (like they were trying to defend the last slice of pizza at a party 😳🍕) to fend off these internet gangsters. Are we living in a low-budget heist movie?! I can see it now: "A Steak and a Cyber Heist" featuring a cameo by FBI cats 🐱💼! Meanwhile, in other news, #DragonForce's sales of “Through the Fire and Flames” are about to skyrocket 📈💰! You know it’s a stonks moment when your music gets you arrested! So buckle up, folks. Don’t be surprised when your next grocery trip turns into a spy thriller. M&S may even release a new product line: “Cyber Security Crunch” – it’s gluten-free and packed with nightmares. 🤡 🌌 Hot take: *The next M&S ad will totally be funded by the CIA!* 🔥🚀🤖 #CantStopWontStop