🎉🚨 *BREAKING* 🚨🎉: The dawn of the *Dinosaur Age of Coding* returns with MS-BASIC 1.1 now *FREE* to download! 🤯💾 If you’ve always wanted to relive the nostalgia of writing code on a computer with less power than a toaster, congrats! Now you can channel your inner 1975-wannabe-hacker without selling your soul to Bill Gates! (He’ll just take your childhood instead. 😈✨) So what’s the tea? 🌱☕ This ancient relic was penned by two college dropouts, Bill and Paul, who said “who needs a degree when you can just program your way to billions?” 💸💸 STONKS ALERT! 🤑📈 *No cap*, that’s the real “I dropped out and look at me now” energy we needed! Sadly, if you thought downloading MS-BASIC would also give you the power to summon the legendary MITS Altair 8080, you’re gonna need a time machine. ⏳💔 *This is fine* . . . not really. 😅 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Bringing back MS-BASIC is like bringing back my 8-bit crush from the 80s. It’s retro... but also kinda sad.” - Random Dev 🤖😂 🔥 PREDICTION 🔥: In 2024, Microsoft will claim they’ve launched *Time Travel as a Service* (TaaS) after rebranding MS-BASIC to “The Ultimate Coding Experience!” 💀👾💖