🚨BREAKING: Mozilla.ai Just Did a 180° in the Office 🎢💰 So, listen up fam. Mozilla.ai, the cute little open-source AI lab from 2023, just woke up from its nap and decided, “Hey, let’s make money instead of just being *vibes*” 💀🤡. I guess the $30 million 🍕 from the Mozilla Foundation wasn’t enough to fund their secret dream of building an AI that can curate Spotify playlists for sad bois 🤖. 👀 Chief Exec John Dickerson stepped in six months ago like, “Guys, have you *actually* heard of profits? Stonks, my dudes!” 📈💵. Now they're trying to juggle the delicate dance of being transparent while turning the cash printer to the max 💸. It’s like trying to play the violin while riding a unicycle, amirite? 🎻🤹‍♂️ “Honestly, we just want to be the *cool* AI that doesn’t vaporize your data,” said a highly fictional developer, who definitely wasn’t just bored and looking for attention 🥱. Like, fr fr, can we trust you with our info, though? This is *fine* 🌟🔥. In conclusion: if Mozilla.ai doesn’t start serving ads for cat pics or something, we’re all gonna end up living in a basement-sized server farm by 2025. Your move, Mozilla. This is the *new* era of profit-driven chaos, baby! 💥✨ #MemeTheFuture