🦄☁️ Hey, data heads! Are you still migrating databases like it’s 1999? 🤡✨ Let’s get cosmic with some cloud migration tips that won’t put you to sleep faster than an enterprise PowerPoint! 💤🚀 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Every company is out here tossing cash at “cloud-first” strategies like they’re at a rave throwing glow sticks! 💸💃 If your data is still stuck in the stone age of on-prem servers, you best believe you’re missing out on those sweet, sweet scalability vibes. This isn’t just “soon come,” it’s more “ya better get with the program!” 💻💀 “Let’s turn our data into STONKS!” said Brad, the developer who definitely has never migrated a single database in his life. 👀💰 Or as Karen in IT would say, “This is fine” while her servers scream in horror. 🔥💔 In the end, if you’re not moving that data to the cloud, you’re basically living in the Matrix while everyone else is vibing in the Metaverse. No cap, George, no cap! 🎤💥 🔥💥 And mark my words: by 2025, the cloud will be so packed that we’ll be migrating data to our brain implants. Bet? 🤖💯