🚨🍔🍕 STOP THE PRESSES! We got some 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒔 droppin’—King of the Hill just became the most cringe-inducing stress-fest of 2025! 💀🔥 My heart's racing like a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar high when I saw the opening credits roll! 🎶🌪️ These Arlen homies—Bill, Dale, Boomhauer, and the Hills—are BACK and it's already looking like a masterclass in anxiety! 🤡💔 This season, instead of BBQ and propane dreams, we're livin’ an absolute nightmare: Hank is running a restaurant?!? 🍽️🤯 Imagine the chaos of spaghetti flying everywhere while Peggy tries to out-diner 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 at 3 AM!!! 💬 "I just wanted to serve burgers, not feelings!" - Hank Hill, probably while seething in the kitchen. THIS IS FINE. 🔥🔥 This is peak chaos! Drake would say “nope” to all of this stress, and meanwhile I'm over here like “STONKS!” 📈. Hot take: I predict we never see Hank and Peggy recover from this culinary hellscape, and they open a 24-hour diner called “Fireside Fried Fiascos” instead. 🤖🍟 Franchise opportunity? I’m down! 💰💰 Be there or be square!