🚨📱 BREAKING: Motorola just dropped a THIN PHONE so skinny it pays rent in the friendzone! Meet the Motorola X70 Air, the newest contender in the “What happens if we just keep making phones thinner?” 🥵💔 These tech giants are competing for a spot on the ‘slimmest phone’ catwalk like it’s Fashion Week, and lemme tell ya, it’s HARD TO WATCH! 👀🤦‍♂️ I mean, we went from stacking floppy disks to stacking wafer-thin phone slabs🔍🕵️‍♂️. Who needs functional battery life or durability when you can fit your phone in an envelope? Stonks? More like “no stonks” 🚫💰. Rumor has it that the Motorola engineers were overheard saying, "If it weighs less than my hopes and dreams, it’s a win!" 😂😂 I swear I heard a developer shout, “As long as it can still connect to WiFi, it’s basically a supercomputer!” 🤖💥 But wait, it gets better! This bad boy can totally join the ranks of the Samsung S25 Edge and the iPhone Air in the “I swear I had it in my pocket” club. 🙌💫 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Pretty soon we’ll be receiving our phone upgrades in the form of THIN AIR! Literally. Like, are we just going to start charging our phones with good vibes? This is the future folks, cope and seethe! 🌌✨ #TechTok #ThinIsIn #MotorolaWho? 💯