🍕🔥BREAKING: Motorola’s Edge 70 is THINNER than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you! 🌌🚀 At a mere 5.99mm, it’s basically a credit card that also makes phone calls. 💳📱 And guess what? It’s launching in the UK and Europe (thank you, Motorola, for giving us another reason to have a midlife crisis)! 💔🥴 💰💸 But wait—€799?! For that price, it better come with an actual holographic chef that cooks your dinner while you scroll through TikTok! 🤖🤡 I mean, we’re out here in the meme age where you can get a decent used car for that kind of dough. Like, who do they think they are? T-Mobile’s rich uncle? 😂🚙 🗣️ “Bro, I thought I was buying a smartphone, not a freaking designer belt!” - some poor guy watching his wallet implode like the stock market during a recession. 📉😱 Meanwhile, Galaxy brain developers at Motorola HQ are reportedly saying, “They’ll never notice! They’re addicted to the thinness!” 🤯🤫 Listen up, fam: I predict in 2024, we’ll have an entire phone line made of paper. It’ll be two sheets thick and cost you your soul. 🤭👌💀 This is fine. 🔥🔥💀 #RIPCommonSense #ThinIsIn #Edge70OrNah