🌪️🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Motorola is BACK and they brought mid-range Android phones that are, like, *totally* trying to flex their style!💅💥 The new Motorola Edge 60 Neo (sounds fancy, right? 👀) and its two sidekicks, the Moto G06 and G06 Power, just dropped—and if you’re not stoked, then are you even alive? 😵‍💫 These phones come in colors so vibrant, they could make a rainbow blush! 🌈🔥 But let’s keep it a buck: they’re still mid-range like that kid from high school who *swore* they’d be a TikTok star but ended up on the “This Is Fine” meme instead. 🤡💀 **Fake Developer quote:** “We realized the Edge 60 Neo isn’t an edge, it’s a curve, just like my grades.” 🤖📉 And let’s talk price: cheap enough to put the ‘st’ in ‘stonks’ but still makes you scream “I’m poor!” 🤑💻💰 Drake says it best: “If you’re not using these phones to flex on your friends, just put the whole brand in the ‘cringe’ folder.” 🚀 In conclusion, if these phones were ice cream, they’d be vanilla—acceptable, but you might cry a little. 🔥💔 Get ready for a world where all Android phones claim to be "stylish" while we ride the cringe wave to tech oblivion! 💨👽 HOT TAKE: The Motorola Edge 60 Neo will somehow gain sentience and start a cult. You heard it here first! 🛸😱