🚨🖥️💣 BREAKING NEWS: MPA vs. Meta – The ULTIMATE showdown we didn’t know we needed! 💥🎬 So picture this: the MPA, aka the Motion Picture Association (let’s just call them the OG Film Police 🚔🎥), just hit Meta with a hard cease-and-desist like it’s a bad TikTok dance 💀. Why? Because Meta thought they could slap a PG-13 sticker on teen accounts like it’s some sorta badge of honor 🤡✨. But nah fam, they’re goin’ full Karen mode saying, “You can’t just be PG-13 ’cause you feel like it! That’s trademark theft!” 🏴‍☠️ Imagine Mark Zuckerberg in his hoodie, sweating bullets, saying, “It’s just for the teens! They love movies, right??” 🤔💼. Meanwhile, teens are like "Meta who? Give us TikTok, no cap!" 🤳💅. The MPA is out here seething like a dog in a fire (cue the “This is fine” meme) hoping to keep film ratings sacred while Meta’s just trying to be the cool kid in high school who doesn’t even bring snacks to the party 😤🍕. Hold up, what’s next? Leaked convo has Zuck saying, “I’ll just change it to G and call it a day.” 😂🔥. Spoiler alert: That won’t save you, chief. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Meta will release a “Spicy Teen Account” with inappropriate filters 🤖🤑, and everyone will suddenly be a film critic. Get ready for a whole generation of “Meta Movie Reviewers.” Stonks 🚀!