🚨💰BREAKING: Motion just snagged a whopping $38 million to flex its agentic AI muscles for small businesses 💵🤖. Yup, you heard it right! This tech startup—formerly known as Nexusbird (like, what??) is now worth a mind-boggling $550 MILL. I guess they’re raising money the same way I raise my blood pressure during Zoom meetings… STONKS!!! 📈🔥 🎤💬 “We basically just repeated the word ‘synergy’ a lot and they threw money at us,” said an *imaginary* developer at Motion. Look, it’s clear they’re trying to help those SMBs survive the “This is Fine” meme era. But come on, what even IS “agentic AI”? Sounds like something your weird cousin makes up at family dinners. 🤡 Meanwhile, investors are all like “Drake pointing” towards this funding while small business owners frantically Google what the heck agentic means. 🤔💔 Honestly, with AI taking over everything from pizza delivery to your existential dread, my hot take is: in 5 years, your chatbot will argue with you about your life choices right before it orders your funeral flowers. I mean, why not? 💀💀 Let’s just keep the chaos rolling, amirite?? 🚀🤯