🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Mosyle just dropped the ultimate glow-up on malware with their new reveal of "ModStealer" 🤖💰, and this isn't your grandma's virus! Nah, fam, this bad boy is a cross-platform digital ninja 🥷💩, just sneakin’ around, stealing your secrets like it’s collecting Pokémon cards 👾⚡. Remember that fake PDF converter that had everyone feeling as secure as a VCR in 2023? Well, surprise! ModStealer was chillin' there, sipping tea while your antivirus was like, “This is fine” ☕🔥. And guess what? It's still unbothered by the major antivirus big dogs. Can we get a “stonks” for Mosyle's detective work? 📈😂 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Every time I try to catch ModStealer, it just hits me with the Drake meme: ‘You’re doing great, but not today, buddy.’” 🤣💀 So, if you're on Mac or Windows, just know your data is in more hands than a jug of milk in a frat house 🥛🤷. 🔥💥Here’s my wild prediction: by 2025, malware will start a TikTok dance challenge to get more likes while stealing your data. Get ready for “Steal It Like You Mean It” on your FYP! 🚀💃 #ThisIsFine #TechRoast2023