🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS: Apple has officially decided that our ears also need a financial drain—introducing the *AirPods Pro 3*! 🎉👂💸 Apple's latest earbuds are *so* stacked 🦾 that the average upgrade could be a matter of life and death—literally. ♥️ (Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, just a casual heart-rate monitor in my headphones, no biggie. Wanna check your vitals while you jam out? 🤷‍♂️”) But wait, there’s more! These little nuggets promise to cancel *twice* the noise of their predecessors. Seriously, the only sound you'll hear is the sweet, sweet sound of your bank account weeping. 💰😢 Live translation? Heart rate? The only translation I need is how to explain to my friends why I just dropped $300 on earbuds that might plug me into the Matrix! 🤖💀 And can we talk about that new foam-infused ear tip? 🔥 I mean, are we just making earbuds or crafting a comfy ear spa experience? 😂 Sounds like Apple is totally on that “this is fine” meme level of priorities! So here’s a hot take: in 5 years, we’ll be getting *real-time stock prices* straight into our brains through Apple earbuds. 🚀 Stonks for your thoughts! *#AirPods3orBust*