Morgan Stanley says Apple buying an AI search engine? 💀 That's a hard no, fam. 🚫💸 #Cope #Seethe
🍏💀 **BREAKING: Morgan Stanley SPILLS the TEA on Apple’s AI Acquisition Plans** 🔥🤖 So listen up fam, apparently, Apple is on the prowl 🕵️♂️💼 and trying to snatch up an AI search engine like it’s the last slice of pizza at a code meetup. 🍕 However, Morgan Stanley is like that one friend who's always like, "Bruh, chill, that's a risky move." 🤨💔 They think buying an AI search engine is as misguided as trying to teach your grandma how to use TikTok. 🤦♂️ "Not a good look, fam!" they said in a leaked slack convo. 😱💬 Imagine trying to play catch-up with Google and Bing like, “Here’s Apple’s new search tool—try not to laugh!” 😂🤷♂️ So while Apple fans are busy prepping their “stoked” memes 🤙🤑, Morgan is over here ready to hit them with a meme-worthy “NO CAP, you’re gonna seethe when this flops.” 💔🔥 In classic Apple fashion, they might just launch a “search” feature that’s just Siri with a big hat and sunglasses, saying, “Did you mean…everything?” 🙄🕶️ But here’s my unhinged prediction: **2025 Apple will just build a time machine to go back and steal AI ideas from the past.** 😳🚀💔 Stay tuned for that timeline!