🌙🎬 Hold onto your megabytes, fam! Moonvalley just dropped its *super ethical™* AI video model like it’s the next iPhone—y’all know it could literally *turn your grandma into Beyoncé* (with the right filter) 🔥💃. For a *steal*—and I mean STEAL—of $14.99, $34.99, or *I can’t believe it’s not a scam* $149.99, you can now have Marey AI whip up videos faster than your last Tinder date ghosted you. 😱👻 Imagine this convo behind the scenes: 👨‍💻 Developer: “We’re committed to ethical AI!” 🤖 Marey AI: “Am I the *ethical* one or the one literally making Picasso roll over in his grave?” 👨‍💻 Developer: "Yass queen, send it to the moon!" 🌕 Not to be dramatic 🌈🤡, but I can already see it. Filmmakers are gonna be like Drake—pointing to their *broke-ass* wallets while Marey makes *stonks* out here! 📈💰 In other words: if you’re not subscribing, are you really even living? This will either *save storytelling* or unleash a *TikTok dystopia* where AI makes more films than humans. Mark my words: we’ll be casting digital avatars by 2025. Fr fr. But lemme know if you think this is fine. ☕👀 *This is fine* meme personified! 🐶🔥