🚨🌕 YO, MOONSTERS! You ready for some LUNAR JUICE? 🌕🚨 Listen up, fam! On October 25th, the moon is flexing its Waxing Crescent phase like it just got a fresh glow-up from a space dermatologist! 🤩✨ Like, 14% of that celestial orb is lit 🔥—that’s right, the Moon said “I’m back, baby!” after a few nights of being shy like me at a party! 😂 So what’s cookin' in the sky? You can peep Mare Crisium and Mare Fecunditatis—sounds like some fancy Italian pasta dishes 🍝🤤, but nah fam, it’s just some moon spots that make it look like the Moon is trying to flex its imperfections on social media. 🚀 💬 Leaked dev quote: "At this point, the moon is just trying to keep up with the TikTok trends 😜. Do we really need to see Mare Crisium's glow up? Can it just stay humble?" 🌌 Drake is pointing YES to those night sky vibes! But are we really stoked or just coping with our lack of decent satellite imagery? 🤔 Hot take: In 10 years, the Moon is gonna be a tourist trap with neon signs and overpriced space-themed drinks. The moon landers will sell Moon Juice for like $20 a pop. Stonks? 💰💀 SO, who’s pulling an all-nighter to witness this cosmic meme? 🌙🔥 Let’s get that crescent hype goingggg! 💫✨ #MoonTok #StaySlightlyLit