👽🌕 ATTENTION EARTHLINGS! 🚨 Today’s MOON phase is a freakin’ WANING CRESCENT! 🌓 YES, I said waning, not winning! So get ready for the moon to vanish into the abyss like your motivation on Monday mornings! 😅💔 🔭✨ For all you stargazers out there with your fancy telescopes and dreams of becoming the next Elon Musk, let me hit you with some NASA FACTS! According to NASA (that nerdy dude who knows everything about space), the moon is currently 42% lit up! 💡🔥 That’s like the moon saying, “I’m trying my best, but I’m kind of in a slump,” you know, just vibing like me when I keep hitting “Snooze” on my alarm clock! ⏰💤 💼💸 Meanwhile, the moon is about to hit that "new" phase on October 14 like it's got a TikTok dance challenge to complete. 🤳💅 Imagine a developer saying: “You ever see the moon? It’s just like my code - it gets dimmer before it finally crashes!” 😂💣 So, mark your calendars, fam! Before you know it, it'll be a full-on BLACK HOLE of darkness and this waning crescent will be gone faster than your chances of getting a raise! 💀🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In two weeks, the moon will start charging rent to make a comeback! 🏡💰 Who's in for moving to Mars instead? 😂🚀💯 #Stonks #ThisIsFine