🚀🔥 Y'ALL, THE MOON IS ABOUT TO GET A LIT MAKEOVER! 🌓💥 Firefly Aerospace is gearing up for an IPO that’s hotter than a jalapeño on a summer day. They wanna snag over $600 million 🌌💰 – and trust me, that ain’t chump change, fam! This is like finding out your PlayStation 5 is actually a time machine. So, hang onto your helmets! 🚀💀 Their Blue Ghost lander did the unthinkable in March – it actually landed on the Moon! 🚀🌕💯 Like, did Elon Musk just choke on his SpaceX hotdog or what? 🤡😅 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, an anonymous dev said, “We just wanted to put the ‘fun’ in ‘fundraising’... and we accidentally put the 'fly' in Firefly.” 🤖💬 #Genius Now they're dropping 16.2 million shares like they’re hot mixtapes, pricing between ‘whatever’ and ‘let’s just pretend we’re not in a recession.’ 📉💔 This is like the stonks meme, but for lunar landers. 🔥👀 Here’s my hot take: in five years, we’ll have a McDonald's on the Moon serving burgers with a side of low-gravity fries! 🍔🌌🍟 Don’t @ me! #MoonBae #InvestInSpaceOrElse