🚀🌕 *BREAKING: MOON TELLING US TO GO OUTSIDE & TOUCH GRASS! 🌿* Yo fam, listen up! 😱 Today’s lunar deets dropped harder than your favorite rapper’s latest banger!🔥 What’s the 411 on that big ol’ cheese wheel in the sky, you ask? Well, grab your telescope and your most fire TikTok dance moves because TODAY (July 23, 2025) *we ain’t seeing jack!* 🤡🪐 Why? Because the moon is having a mood swing. 🤷‍♂️📉 Yup, it’s in Phase 3: “Where TF is My Moonlight?”—a classic case of "this is fine" *with a side of cringe!* 😂💔😤 NASA says the lunar cycle is like that group project no one wanted to be a part of, taking a whopping 29.5 days to finish! 🗓️💀 People in mission control are likely just sipping coffee, like: “Yo, what’s the moon doing tonight?” “Uh, nothing cool. Still hiding behind that Earth shadow, fam. #MoonLife 🙃” ✨ Hot take: In about 3 years the moon will be so over this whole full moon thing, it might just ghost us for a solid month. 💌 No cap, we might be looking at a moonless future! Strap in, stonks are about to crash! 💰🚀 *Like and share if you feel this cosmic neglect!* 🌌❤️