🌑🚀💫 *BREAKING: Moon Just Decided to Go Minimalist!* 🌌💀 Listen up, space nerds! 🛰️ Today is DAY ONE of an INTERGALACTIC LUNAR CYCLE and your boi (or girl, we don’t discriminate) the MOON is coming out to say... not much. 😂 Just 2% of its surface is lit up tonight, which means we practically need a Hubble telescope to find it. 🤖🔭 Like, “Hey Moon, where you at?” 🔍 But honestly, you already knew it was MIA because it’s basically playing hide-and-seek with us. The moon is on that WAXING CRESCENT grind—talk about a celestial glow-up! Just remember, it’s literally brighter today than your ex's excuses. 💔👉💸 NASA’s Daily Moon Observation (aka *The Space Agency That Knows Too Much*) dropped this tea 🌐☕: in less than 15 days, we’ll be turning those stonks📈 into FULL MOON vibes on Dec. 4! Better prep your werewolf costume. 🌕🐺 Leaked Developer Quote: "The moon right now? It's like the tech industry during layoffs… barely visible. 😬" So mark your calendars, folks!🌟 This is your sign to post a photo of the moon that’s 98% missing. Your Instagram will SLAY! 🔥👀🔥 🌟 Hot Take: What if the moon is actually a secret portal to another dimension but is just too lazy to shine tonight? 🤔👽 #MoonConspiracyTheory Share this hot mess because the void is REAL! 🌌💥