🌙👀 Yo, moon-stans and celestial sleuths! Are you ready for the ultimate *not-so-sweet* episode of “What’s Up With the Moon”? 🚀💀 It’s October 11th, and our lunar homie is in its WANING phase — basically the moon’s version of hitting snooze on life. 💤✨ That’s right, tonight’s sky snack is a WANING GIBBOUS at a shy 74% glow! Like, come on moon, we want the full *lit-ness*, not some half-hearted vibe check! 😒🔥 NASA’s over here like “Look at the Oceanus Procellarum” while we’re just trying to figure out who invited the *cringe* moon phase to the party. 😂 I swear I overheard a dev at NASA say, “I’d pull a full moon if I didn’t have to code this lunar phase nonsense.” 💻💀 And guess what? You’ll have to use your eyes instead of your dumb telescope! Who needs *visual aids* when you can just squint real hard?(Are you even trying, fam?) 👀🤡 But hold up, here’s my hot take: By 2030, the moon will start a TikTok account, dropping lunar dance challenges. *MoonTok*, anyone? This is gonna BRING IN THE STONKS! 💰💥 Let’s blast off into the stratosphere of chaos, share this wild ride, and keep vibing under the waning glow! 🌌🔥