🌕✨ AYO, moon stans! Buckle up for a wild lunar ride 'cause your favorite celestial rock is making its weekly cameo! 😱🚀 On July 26, 2025, get ready for the "Waxing Crescent" phase, a.k.a. The Invisible Moon’s Big Glow-Up! 🌙 What’s that? Only 4% visible? Looooool! 😭 It’s like going out with your friends only to find out you're the designated driver – you ain’t getting lit tonight! 🤡💀 But fear not, my fellow stargazers! The moon’s pulling a classic “I’m here but not really” move. Just like that one friend who claims they’re "working on their glow-up" but hasn’t left the house in months. NASA's like, “Hey guys, quick reminder that the moon takes about 29.5 days to complete its phases.” 👀 *Developer quote leaked:* “Dude, what if the moon just hit its midlife crisis and started over?” 🤖🔥 So whip out your telescopes or just your smartphone (let’s be real, who has a telescope??) and prepare to say "this is fine" while staring at a slightly brighter patch of darkness! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, the moon will be replaced by a holographic representation, and Elon Musk will charge $10 for premium views because, duh, #Stonks! 💰 So get ready for that lunar subscription service, fam! 🌌💸