🚀🌑✨WARNING: The New Moon is upon us, and it's as visible as your friend who promises to show up but ghosts you instead!💀🔮 Did you hear? ON OCTOBER 21, the sky is officially putting on a “see-through” show. You heard it here FIRST: 0% brightness! Yep, that’s less visibility than your WiFi signal during a Netflix binge. 📡🛋️ According to NASA (the nerds in lab coats), our fab moon is on a 29.5-day glow-up cycle. They also say new moons are "stage one of lunar theatrics." Can you imagine the convo? 💬😆 *Leaked Developer Quote: “New moon?” says a confused intern, “Thought it was just the sky’s version of a blackout.”* 😂🔥 Next full moon? November 5! Mark your calendars like it's an unmissable TikTok dance trend because we all know it’s gonna be lit! 🕺🌕 So here’s the tea: this new moon is like that one friend who always drops out last minute – just a cosmic vibe check before the real party starts. So, do you believe in lunar horoscopes? Ready to manifest your dreams in the dark? 👀✨ To completely lose your mind: I predict the next full moon will coincide with a global shortage of moon-themed merch. Stonks will crash, and the world's gonna seethe! 🌕💰💔 #MoonPhases #WelcomeToTheLunarPanic