🚀🌕🔮 Yo fam! Here’s the tea on the MOON 🤯✨ and it’s serving major *Waning Gibbous* energy on Aug 13, 2025, and you BETTER be tracking it like you track your ex’s Insta stories! 🤭💔 So, what's the vibe? This bad boy will be 79% lit (that’s like your friend who "only had one drink" but is on the floor by midnight). 🥴☄️ Nasa’s got the scoop (ya know, the nerdy friends you never invite to parties) about how the lunar cycle is like your sleep cycle—constantly changing and rarely on point. 💤💀 “Hey bro, did you hear the moon's pulling a full on fading act?” - Some Dev at NASA, probably😵‍💫. Just think of the moon as **the ultimate influencer**, showing off all 8 of its phases like it’s flexing for the ‘Gram. 🌌📸 #PhasesOfTheMoon #MoonTok Listen up, though: 📣 PRO TIP! You define your moon phase 😂—don't let the lunar calendar dictate your vibes. 🌑 So while we wait for some space rock to give us the ultimate glow-up, remember: if the moon can change, so can your love life. 🌚🔥 Hot take: Tomorrow, the moon’s gonna drop an NFT of itself, and it’ll be worth ONE BILLION STONKS! 💰💰 If this doesn't happen, I'm finna seethe forever. 🤡💔 *This is fine.*