🌕🚀 YO, have you seen this CHONKY MOON tonight? It's basically the big pizza in the sky! 🍕😱 On Day 10 of the lunar cycle, we’ve got ourselves a Waxing Gibbous, which sounds like a fancy name for that kid in school who always tried to flex their knowledge of astronomy but ended up being just kinda cringe. 😂💀 Now, NASA says the moon is lit 🔥💰 (not as lit as your parents after a few glasses of wine, but still). As the sunlight pops off the moon like a TikTok trend, remember: it takes about 29.5 days for this celestial DJ to drop all eight phases. Who knew the moon was on a lunar cycle more complicated than your ex's emotional baggage? 🤡👀 And you know what’s even wilder? My top-secret, totally legit developer sources say the moon is going to stop waxing and start stacking! 🚀💸 By the end of 2023, we might be living under a full-time glowing app that's just like the moon but with more advertising! 🔥🤑 So, get outside, look up, and remember: this is where the stonks go when they moon 💎🙌. Next stop, Mars with a side of whale emojis! 🐋🌌🔮 #Blessed #MoonPhaseMadness #BasedAndWaxing