🚨🌕 BREAKING LUNAR NEWS! 🌕🚨 Listen up, stargazers and moonwalkers! On July 3, 2025, the moon will be vibin’ harder than your ex at your wedding! 💃💔✨ Say hello to the **Glorious Full Moon Phase**! 🐺🌌 What’s a lunar cycle? It’s like the moon said, “I’m gonna switch it up every 29.5 days just to keep things spicy!” 🔥🍜 Here’s the tea ☕️: every month, our little lunar buddy goes from a crescent to a full-on disco ball in the sky! The sun’s like, “Hey moon, let me shine some light on your shine!” And the moon's like, “Bet!” 💥💰 This is literally the same moon that has been haunting your night sky, but now it's extra glowy! 🌝 As one dev aptly stated, “The moon is gonna look like my bank account after payday: FULL!” 😭💸 Prepare your TikTok dances for the next lunar rave! 🕺💃 Mark your calendars, because THIS IS FINE (unless it’s cloudy, then 👎). Hot take: By 2025, I predict Elon Musk will have dropped some *moon land NFTs* — invest wisely, fam! Stonks 🚀💀🤖