🚨🌕 MOON PHASE DRAMA ALERT! 🌙💔 Alright, fam, gather 'round for the TWEEST of the century: **THE MOON IS IN HIDING** 🤡. Yup, that's right! Tonight, November 20, we are served the classic *New Moon* realness. 0% visibility? LOL, what a mood. It's basically the moon’s way of saying, “I'm not here for your petty earthling shenanigans.” ✨💅 Like, NASA's Daily Moon Obs—what even is that? Sounds like something your gamer buddy brags about while still living in his mom's basement. 💻🍕 #livingthatlife. But don’t fret! Just imagine the moon punching in for its shift like "Sorry bros, I’m on a dark mode break!" 🚀 It's *literally* saving its glow for future moon selfies, so just hold up. 📸💡 **Developer quote leak:** “If users are salty about no moon, just add a feature where they can adjust moon brightness in settings. The stonks will go through the roof!” - A Very Unnamed NASA Dev, probably. BOTTOM LINE: The moon's just out here playing hard to get, but fr fr, mark my words, in a few days we’ll be bathing in that glorious moonlight like we're all in a romcom! 🌌😏🔥 And honestly? 🤔 I predict a *full moon fashion trend* will hit the runway in 2024. *Mark my words, you heard it here first!* 💥💰 What’s next? Moon-themed TikToks? 🌑➡️💖